This will be short.
I cut my hand at work today. It was great. I bled a lot, and people kept asking if I was okay, and if I was sure I could drive myself to the hospital. Sure, it's a pretty sweet cut, but it's not like I cut off a finger or anything.
But it was cool, and I got about 8 stitches(tho' I not be a bitch). I'll put a picture on here as soon as I can trick Banana into letting me use her Mac to get the picture off my phone.
Shit.
This is me.
I rock.
I think I have some serious problems....
- josh
- Boston, Massachusetts, United States
- I talk about all the stuff that pisses me off, things that I do, and stuff that I like. Oh, and I'm also very racist, but in that funny way that only minority comedians seem to be able to pull off. Also: I am a dad and that scares the hell out of me. There's nothing that ruins being a father moreso than remembering the bullshit you used to engage in.
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