Is there a silver lining in your ASS???

I suppose if one were to look for an upside to being home all day, every day, it's that I'm getting a lot done in Paper Mario. And PGR3. And um...well, that's about it, really. I have also been watching a lot of Judge [Insert name here]. So far, my favorite is Judge Alex. I don't know why, but it seems like he's on top of shit when it comes to finding the most fucked up people he can.
Okay, that's a lie. There's this sassy black judge, too, but I think that's Divorce Court or some shit. I'm not really paying attention, most of the time. Sure, it's on, but I'm looking at porn or videos of teenagers smashing their teeth out.
It's a way to survive.

So there's a lot of cool stuff about living here: bodega's, Korean convience/corner stores, living in the best sports town on the East Coast(dare I say the world???), a subway, and the best thing....minivans with rims.
I'm not shitting you. There are Grand Voyagers and Windstars with fucking rims on them, like rims you would see on a riceburner or a really cheap Mercedes. It's really hilarious. I'm going to try and get a picture for you guys, cos you have to see this shit. It's almost like some dude was pissed that he had to get rid of his pimped out pussy-mobile for a kidwagon, but goddammit, he's not giving up the fact that he's so street, people park their goddamn cars on him. So since I have nothing else to say, today, and plus I want to watch some anime, I'm just going to end it with this: I salute you, sir. I salute the fact that you're so pissed about having to drive your kids around in a minivan that you mack that shit out with a set of 17" rims. Myself and every West Coast rapper and the cast of Boyz In Tha Hood salute you, sir.