This is a true, 100% factual conversation.
Insurance Operator: "Okay, just a few more questions. And how many wheels does your car have?"
Me: "Uhh...four?"
Insurance Operator: "Okay Mr. *****, blah blah blah."
Come on now. What did they think I was going to say, six???
"Oh yeah, when I'm not hanging in East Boston smoking and drinking with the cholo's, I like to take my eight-wheel vehicle out into Dorchester Bay and roll around in the swamp and smash old Irish Mob corpses into dust."
I guess that Mass has some serious rules when it comes to car insurance. Which is kinda funny, cos I always thought that liberal meant "whatever you wanna do, broseph" or at least "dude, if that's cool with you and doesn't fuck my shit up, go for it. Go for it hard.".
It would appear not. It would appear that liberalism is just as fascist as the conservative faction.
But seriously now: how many wheels does your car have?? I ask you, George Jetson, how many wheels does your car have?!?!?!?!?!
This is me.
I rock.
I think I have some serious problems....
- josh
- Boston, Massachusetts, United States
- I talk about all the stuff that pisses me off, things that I do, and stuff that I like. Oh, and I'm also very racist, but in that funny way that only minority comedians seem to be able to pull off. Also: I am a dad and that scares the hell out of me. There's nothing that ruins being a father moreso than remembering the bullshit you used to engage in.
2 comments:
Haha, sadly mistaken. They're both all about running your life, just different aspects of it.
oh massachusetts. maybe the insurance guy forgot how many wheels your car has like he forgot to pronounce his R's.
or maybe he just wanted to make sure you weren't driving an 18 wheeler.
or, he's just retahded.
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